... like a pink-bearded white goose flapping about in a parallel universe of his own making

FLAPPING

white goose

g4r

parallel

L5P

universe 

3812

Artworks

all prints within A4 size only

self-portrait

not for sale

today he dances

not for sale

crag hopping

7£ print signed & numbered (on back) unframed incl postage uk & ireland only

Freebeer is in the building ... for a while

Instagram accounts;

i.am.freebeer

house,of,noo

Zaphyus Augustus

9£ print signed & numbered (on back) unframed incl p&p uk & ireland only

don't tell your mother

9£ print signed & numbered (on back) unframed incl p&p uk & ireland only

palmist extraordinaire

9£ print signed & numbered (on back) unframed incl p&p uk & ireland only

space and place, Dear Professor

6£ print signed & numbered (on back) unframed incl p&p uk & ireland only

at the grave of Frederick

not for sale

the 'E' and the 'O'

not for sale

Professor Wetcress

not for sale

all rights reserved

screenshots not permitted

the Moat

7£ print signed & numbered (on back) unframed incl p&p uk & ireland only

sun-dial and butterfly surrounded by daffodils

not for sale

a holiday to the Isle of Man

26£ unique print signed & numbered 1 (on back) unframed incl p&p uk & ireland only

Port Jack Glen

32£ unique print signed & numbered 1 (on back) unframed incl p&p uk & ireland only

Qualcast mower with ice-cream van

copyrighted - screenshots not permitted

Alaskan love dance

not for sale

asleep standing up

not for sale

opposite ends of the platform

5£ print unsigned not numbered unframed incl p&p uk & ireland only

spluttering to a halt in the snow

9£ print signed & numbered unframed incl p&p uk & ireland only

the most magnificent of rainbows

32£ print signed & numbered unframed incl p&p uk & ireland only

velutinous angels

7£ print signed & numbered unframed incl p&p uk & ireland only

Gladys

not for sale - screenshots not permitted - copyright reserved

'The King' and his Imp

not for sale - screenshots not permitted - copyright reserved

The Hanging Gardens of Brighton-by-the-Sea

32£ print signed & numbered unframed p&p included ireland & uk only

what goes around comes around

not for sale - screenshots not permitted - copyright reserved

Engelbert's Rolls-Royce

screenshots permitted 

when Wetcress met Verdi met Lennon

not for sale - screenshots not permitted - copyright reserved

Freebeer's birthday card

screenshots permitted 

Bilko Grey

not for sale - screenshots not permitted - copyright reserved

down by the Lough

not for sale - screenshots not permitted - copyright reserved

caeruleum corniger asparagi

6£ print unframed - p&p included - uk & ireland only

only parrots know

screenshots permitted 

Angelineo los Velotinos

not for sale - screenshots not permitted - copyright reserved

Brighton Pavilion by night

not for sale - screenshots not permitted - copyright reserved

Freebeer started dancing

2632£ - only one print available - signed - p&p included - ireland & uk only - all rights reserved

a Guatamalan coffee

free to download

splashing about

free

architecture is a potato

free

last day at school

downloads or screenshots not permitted

under a hedge

free

break of dawn

the missing fifth 'E'

free

Bellhorn

desiccated flowers

free

staring at the angels

free

nascence

everything was too perfect

free

Professor Freebeer

another pee

free to screenshot

walking through the forest

free

i know nothing

a flock of a seagull

in a hole

square on the floor

free

flapping about

free

raking the moon

free

I used to be an architect

free

the square is circled

i am a unique character

free to download

memorial

Exordium Tower

free

Fortuna

free

Thin Alley

The Shadow Line

The City of Messing with the Kaleidoscope of People's Minds

free

Nosmo King

lough

free

Node of Curiosity

not free

oxymoron

not free

common room

all rights reserved

The Vectorial Deluge of Exemption

screenshots permitted

SPEAK YOUR MIND (silence is golden)

screenshots not permitted

today ... he danced

pink rabbit in coracle

screenshots permitted

a loud splash was heard

screenshots permitted

one John please, and one Ringo

in-situ sales only

The Repository I

not for sale

The Repository II

in-situ sales only

A Notable Act of Displacement

in-situ sales only

The Boundless Runcible Chair

not to be reproduced under any circumstances

Torchy the Battery Boy

all rights reserved

The Pink Moon

only for sale in Ireland

Football Game

only for sale on request

Graffiti

resale not permitted

Nipple Gong

strictly not for sale

Across the Universe

sales withheld

disobey the edge

only for sale on request

The Conservatoire

invalid selling function

incanting

only for sale on request

strange people in red catsuits

no sales to be requested

rendezvous

cannot be sold for personal reasons

observatory

available for sale under certain conditions

ice-cream parlour

only sold in ice-cream parlours

exit

8£.55p

house of noo?

never to be found

gun

museum sales only

vase of sorts

corporate sales only

butterfly, daffodil, seagull

image redundant

first day

3.50£ if purchased before May 23rd 2026

freebeer.plugged

We need your consent to load the translations

We use a third-party service to translate the website content that may collect data about your activity. Please review the details in the privacy policy and accept the service to view the translations.